So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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