is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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