Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I think people are normalizing furries
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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