I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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