You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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