the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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