idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
its liver damage thursday
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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