I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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