Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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