drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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