You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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