My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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