Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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