I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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