If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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