Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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