i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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