There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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