whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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