Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
