Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
