their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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