My nipple is on Facebook.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
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Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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