Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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