She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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