She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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