I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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