Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I'm passing your future prison.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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