so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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