my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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