I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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