i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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