My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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