You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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