found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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