He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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