i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The beer is more important than you right now.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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