Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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