thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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