Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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