ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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