if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
i think my cat just said my name.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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