Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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