When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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