shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
