I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
third nipple confirmed
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Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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