His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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