she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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