Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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