you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
