I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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