shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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