Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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