...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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