She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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