the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
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and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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