All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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